So I’ve been thinking about starting my own Borg. You know, my own massive legion of mindless robotic monsters in space bent on turning everyone into mindless robotic monsters in space. You’ve seen Star Trek. Space Zombies! I want space Zombies. I’ve been thinking about this probably longer than would make people comfortable, but that’s only because you’ve gotten the negative side. Let’s be honest, Star Trek was kind of biased with the whole thing. Granted the borg murdered a lot of people. I get that, I really do, but those people did sort of get in the way. What would you do if someone just got in your way?….Well I’m guessing you wouldn’t murder them that would be a little extreme, but you would take action! They could’ve not gotten in the way and no one would’ve died and then they would’ve become awesome borg too! My logic is kind of untouchable.
I don’t really want borg. I don’t think. I’m actually not sure. I haven’t thought through it enough to form an unflinching opinion. Let’s just say I’m open to the idea. There are theories out there that if we continue on the path we’re going technologically, we’re all going to become some massive telepathic intertwined thing that will probably be bent on galactic domination that can only be stopped by a Timelord. Timelord’s can stop anything. It’s a little scary to think about though. At least for me; being telepathically linked to everyone. I really don’t want to know what everyone’s thinking. I don’t want to be walking down the street knowing everyone is disgusted by that thing on my face. That thing being my actual face! I’m saying I’m sensitive. Always have been, always will be, and also hugs are awesome, but I don’t know what that has to do with anything.
If I had a point it’s long gone. I’m not a fan of conclusions and structure or anything. I’m not a fancy scientist with gadgets and gizmo’s and such…..Am I fancy scientist? I’m pretty sure I’m not. I don’t have a lab coat anyway… I want a starship, preferably defiant class. Heck put the Enterprise D in there! Wouldn’t mind a space station too. I could put all my cool stuff in it! I’d probably be a space pirate, because that’s interesting. I could have a light saber, and a phaser, and a sonic screw driver, and hey a stargate too! Screw it I’ll just jack everything from every sci fi thing ever made ever! Then boom! There you have it. I’ll be unstoppable, invincible, immortal, and everlasting. My reign will last throughout time and muhahahahaha’s will be had, and no one would be able to stop me!!…..except for a Timelord.