So I was watching television with my mom last night, and she thought it would be a cool idea to talk about what I did this summer in sentences, as well as revelations I’ve discovered.  Of course, some of the things I’ve experienced thus far require more than a sentence, but that’s the fun of putting this post together.

So….here we go! My summer thus far:

Went to the Smithsonian Natural Museum of History.

Drove 80mph trying to escape two semi-trucks that I was stuck between (truck sandwich!)

Saw a totally refurbished and working Delorean.

Interracial dating is beautiful, spread the love.

Apparently, I have a fetish for exotic looking men, especially with beards and a sort of “pirate” mixed with tribal look.

Accepted the fact that hey, I have PCOS + Boutonniere deformity (reason why my right fingers don’t go straight)

Realized I could be a good girlfriend, even when someone seriously couldn’t get their life together.

Took part in a long distance relationship.

Dumped my boyfriend, realizing I prefer to be single at the age of 21.

Discovered freedom.

Took a Tequila shot (I promise, it was only one)

Saw a giant roach on the sidewalk face-off with a friend.

Met a random girl from an ivy league school (she read my blog) and invited her to party with me and my friends.

Kissed an El Salvadorian guy while it was 101 degrees outside.

Maceo Plex is amazing!

Conquered my addiction to Call of Duty, no need to play it every day, every other day will suffice.

Always saying too much on a date, but realizing my eccentric personality makes me beautiful.

I’m confident, not cocky…yet if that’s how some choose to label me, then fine by me.

Joined Planet Fitness.

Lost weight and can wear a size 12 Calvin Klein Dress.

New favorite color, electric blue.

Government job and corporate 9 to 5 isn’t for me.

I can’t stand pompous men, go somewhere else with your government job and designer threads.

Danced the night away with a tall African man (Red Fridays, I’m always there dancing.)

A nice DJ walked me all the way to my car after his set.

Made an amazing best friend (taking our first roadtrip together to NYC today.)

Reconnected with old friends, made new ones.

Realized that house is truly the love of my life.

House is the truth.

I can’t live without house.

While sitting in the car with my bestie, we saw a rat walk down the sidewalk with a piece of bread.

Okcupid isn’t too bad, fun for mingling. My profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Jazei 

I have huge thighs, but apparently (according to one of my dates) I have massive muscular quads, and that is surely sexy.

Ran outside in my bra and shorts while a massive storm was taking place.

Saw The Avengers twice, or was it three times?

Found a new favorite spot on sundays in DC, Sunglass Sundays. 

Lastly, I cut off all my hair and decided it’s a new day and a new me.

Hmmm…that’s all I’ve got far. Needless to say, it’s been an interesting summer. I’ve truly enjoy the good house music, meeting tons of new people, and ending a relationship that just wasn’t right for me (luckily it was only for two months.)

At the end of the day, my summer might not have involved traveling the world or going to a theme park (summer isn’t over yet, so maybe I will get to go,) but my summer does involve finding true friendship, realizing what makes me beautiful, and learning not to care what anybody thinks.